How the fuck did you get here? There should be no way whatsoever that you should have arrived here - the URL is literally a contour integral! Anyway, this is just a shell page until the summer until we start NTCI in Kernow. For now, GO HOME YER DRUNK! This adventure series is going to be special, because among the normal NT rules, there shall be one more psudo-instates rule, avoid [REDACTED] as if we meet them James will have a mental breakdown.

Translation:
Oooohhhh arrr, ew geddon 'ere how? Oi, whateww doin out o' the big city? Geddon boyy, you get 'ere how? Trains on't stop Camborne wednesday and they definitely aren't c'nt'r int'grls. This is shell p'ge 'til sumrrr when NTCI starts. Proper job. Forrr nowww, 'ash time, ON ON! As ewe' know Bitch 'bout so avoid 'er init?

This Christmas, join us as we finally head down the South West for NTCI 1!

Next train staaping Camborrrne is NTCI 2, me loverr! We'll be 'eaded to Plymouth, 'Zance, St Ives, Newquay, Penryn, Falmouth and Camborne! Let's show this shity boi 'ow we do things down Kernow! Don' ew forrget, trains don't staap Camborne Wednesdays!