These adventures are going to be very painful and will doubtless end up as a mistake :). These adventures are currently based around Oxford and will also include the area around Cambridge... just not anything in the middle (Xi 10: Oops). Cue pain, depression, pain, more depression and a side order of pain. The cure: punting. The mistake: Birmingham

Ξ1: "We loves a bit of 中国人, we does" Ξ2: "Hey there Harry Potter, what's up?" Ξ3: "I'm a barometer!" Ξ4: "The bubble was annoying me!" Ξ5: "I'd go to a club in a skirt, and I don't call myself straight" Ξ6: "The brain chip only activates when you cross the Severn bridge" Ξ7: "We're old codgers, aren't we?" Ξ8: "Welcome to the furnace" Ξ9: "You can't just steal things!" Ξ10: "I thought they had a speech impediment"